Seriously? How do you turn the fan on high?! What the f-ck is wrong with you? You've been coming here for three years and you still don't know how the fans work!? IT'S A FAN. Do you dress yourself in the morning? Do you drive to work? Does your care-taker let you use pointy scissors?
I talked about the radios before, and I kinda get that. In a world with MP3 players, and iPods, etc., I do understand that there might be some people alive today that, as weird as it sounds, may have never seen a portable radio. But we're talking about A FAN here. It's got three buttons. Wouldn't you just push them a couple of times to see what they do? It won't explode. IT'S A FAN. Retards like you are exactly the reason I have set a date of July 1, 2011 to be my last day as a tanning salon owner.
Seriously. Fucking idiot.
