HURRR

Her: "Where have you been, I hardly see you anymore!"
Me: "What do you mean? I'm ALWAYS here."
Her: "The last couple of times I came you weren't here"
Me: "When was that?"
Her: "Wednesday"
Me: "Cute girl 1 and 2 work Wednesdays, but I'm here every other day."
Her: "Well...I came at like 9:01 on Thursday and you weren't here"
Me: "We close at 9.
Her "Oh"

Remember when I said I didn't actively hate the customers? I was lying.